monday february 2

today i noticed that a friend who i'd been out with last night tweeted a sarcastic, eye-rolling comment about something dumb that a "dude writer" had said to her. my first thought was that the tweet was about me, since i meet the criteria of being both a dude and a writer, and i celebrated my super bowl win enthusiastically enough that it was plausible i could’ve said something dumb and then forgotten about it. after a minute of racking my brain, i was 98% sure it wasn’t something i would’ve said, but i may never be 100% positive.